Our Team of Litigious Badasses!


Our dogs don't bark. They bite.

One of the great, unsolved legal mysteries has involved the forensic identification, as well as affirmative finding of mens rea, of the parties hitherto presumed culpable for the civil liberation of a particular group of mammals of a carnivorous and domesticated bent. Who, indeed, let the dogs out? Our team of feral bipedal litigators has uncovered the truth. If you have been a victim of canine malfeasance as a result of the afformentioned crime, call us for a free consultation. And a milkbone!